When the Old Testament was done, they started the New Testament. Jesus was the Star. He was born in a barn in the town of Bethlehem. I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because then, whenever my mother says to me, “Close the door — were you born in a barn?” I could say, “As a matter of fact, I was.”
Jesus argued a lot with the Pharisees and Sad Seers . He had twelve opossums. Most of them were good, but Judas Asparagus was not. In fact, he was so bad, they named a really yucky vegetable after him.
Jesus healed some people and many leopards. Then He preached to the Germans on the Mount. But the Pharisees and Sad Seers got mad at him and put Him on trial. Pilot couldn’t see anything wrong with Jesus but was too chicken to stick up for Him, so he just washed his dirty hands.
Jesus died for our sins and came back to life again. He cooked breakfast for some friends and walked miles with two of them. They were so sad they didn’t even know him. He went to heaven, but will come back for the aluminum. You can read about this in the action picture book called The Book of Revolution. It’s the last book in the Bible and no wonder ’cause after all the fighting and noise there wouldn’t be much left standing — and plenty of sore ears!